Saturday, June 30, 2007

A Joke about Malaysian

There once was a very good old barber in New York.



One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.



A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop; there is a thank you card and
a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also does to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Malaysian software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess that he finds there... Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Malaysian......
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Have you got the answer?
A dozen Malaysian are waiting for a free haircut!
That's Malaysian lol and we are Malaysian!

Friday, June 29, 2007

Broken English IQ of Ah Beng

Ah Beng: English words got 26 alphabet. ET go away. Left 21 alphabet only.
Why why why?
..*Silent and No answer*..
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Ah Beng: So easy la. ET go away with UFO ma. Wahahahahaha...



Teacher: You really "Ah Beng" la.
Ah Beng: (-_-#)""


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