Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Malaysian vs Singaporean

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and hence started a casual conversation.

Malaysian: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian: We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: Do you eat the jam with the bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian *chuckling*: We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.

This time, the Singaporean retorted: Do you have sex in Malaysia?
Malaysian: Why, of course we do!
Singaporean: Do you wear protection?
Malaysian: Of course! We wear condoms.
Malaysian: Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.
Singaporean: We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia.. That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Plan for Future

It's year 2008, for the very begining of the year, teacher asks children, "what do u wish to do in future?"

Ahmed: I want to be a pilot.
James: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Asif: I want to help Deepa.
Teacher: ...

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