Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Bee Sting Cure (No Joke)

Got this from a forward mail, just thought of no harm for trying out this home remedy for a bee sting by using 1 cent coin, so decided to share with you guys.

This is from Singapore, just don't know how true is it for the bee sting cure by using 1 cent coin but just keeping 1 cent coin in our pocket doesn't effect us much right?

"A couple of weeks ago, I was unfortunate to get stung by both a bee and hornet while working in the garden. My arm swelled so off to the doctor I went. The clinic gave me cream and an antihistamine.

The next day the swelling got progressively worse, so I went to my regular doctor I went, infected arm needed an antibiotic. The interesting thing is what the doctor told me that, next time you get stung put a 1 cent coin on the bite for 15 minutes.

That night my niece got stung by two bees. I looked at the bite and it had already started to swell. So, I went to get my money and taped a 1 cent coin to her arm for 15 minutes. The next morning, there was no sign of a bite. We were very surprised but figured perhaps she just wasn't allergic to the sting.

Then guess what? I got stung again by a hornet twice on my left hand another day. I was distressed thinking I would have to go to the doctor for yet more antibiotics. I promptly went into the house, got my money out and taped two 1 cent coins to my bites, then sat and sulked for 15 minutes. The coins took the string out of the bite immediately. I still wasn't sure what was going on. I could only see a micro spot where I had been stung, no redness, no swelling. I would never have believed it. But it definitely worked! So, remember this little bit of wisdom, keep a stock of 1 cent coins on hand at school or at home!"

End of the story. Yet, I wonder are our Malaysia's 1 cent work as Singapore's 1 cent as told in the story? So, what's you guys think?

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Advertlets.com

Recently, I joined Advertlets.com, well, it seems like I'm the last person on the planet to join Advertlets.com as to earn some Ringgit Malaysia from my little blog.

Anywhere, for those who just come out of the cave just like me, Advertlets.com is an Asian blog or weblog advertising network that offers the remarkably sensible proposition of targeted, unintrusive advertising that benefits the online advertising and blogger community, as well as their readers.

For anyone of you just like me (bloggers), we get better advertising that is relevant to their readers, and advertisers make their advertising dollars and their message count. In short, Advertlets.com is a place where bloggers can make some Ringgit Malaysia for themselves.

Most importantly, Advertlets.com is a Malaysian Blog Advertising Network. In another words, we are Malaysian and our visitors are all Malaysian, isn’t it's the time that we show local advertisements? That is more relevant and at the same time we satisfying each in one way or another.

Advertisers make their message count. Bloggers make more money doing what they love. It all makes sense at Advertlets.com - Asia’s Better Blog Advertising Network.

So, start joining now like me and start earning some Ringgit Malaysia as your pocket money!

Joke of the Day - Soup

Joke again, why I keep posting jokes here, because our life is too short to be considered too seriously, so let's have some laughter medicine at my site!

In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP". When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

Monday, July 16, 2007

Dead dog of Susie

Susie's mom and dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

"You know?" Mom said.
"It's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie, still crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Night classes of Ah Beng

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job.

During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah.. I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh.. Good luck ah..

Then Ah Beng started show off..
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know..
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la.. in 1876.. See.. If youtake night courses, you would know this!
AhSeng: ..... *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again..
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah.. let me ask you,who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the authorof "Confessions", nah nah nah.. toldyou already, if youtake night courses, you would know this!
AhSeng: .....*speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is AlexanderDumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this too!
AhSeng: .....*speechless+ frustrated + irritated*

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh.. Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr.. No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: .....*fainted*


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