A man and a woman were asleep like two babies.
Suddenly, at 2am, a resounding noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man: “Shit! That's must be my husband!”
So, the guy quickly gets out of bed, scared and naked. He jumps out the window like a crazy man, smashes himself on the ground, runs through a thorn bush, then he stands up and starts to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman: “I’m your husband, you slut!!!”
The woman answers: “Oh, yeah?!! Why were you running?!! You ass hole!”
Suddenly, at 2am, a resounding noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man: “Shit! That's must be my husband!”
So, the guy quickly gets out of bed, scared and naked. He jumps out the window like a crazy man, smashes himself on the ground, runs through a thorn bush, then he stands up and starts to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman: “I’m your husband, you slut!!!”
The woman answers: “Oh, yeah?!! Why were you running?!! You ass hole!”
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