My Big 24 Birthday Celebration!

Lovely Chocolate Fruits Cake just for Me, yummy yummy =P

Weng, me and JC

Me and my little Sweet Heart, QQ

It was a wonderful Birthday Celebration for me although it was late, thank to Weng, JC, Belle and my little Sweet Heart, QQ! Thank, thank and thanks! Muacksss..

RM100

A little boy wanted RM100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the RM100.

When the Pos Malaysia received the letter addressed to GOD,
they decided to send it to the Prime Minister - Pak Lah.

The PM was so impressed, touched, and amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a RM5.00
bill. Pak Lah thought this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the RM5.00 and sat down
to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: 'Dear
GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I
noticed that for some reason you had to send it through
PutraJaya and, as usual, those bastards took away
RM95.00.'

你猜我幾歲?

某美女,決定下重金,讓自己瘦身.
花十幾萬元以後,她覺得非常滿意!
回家路上,在報攤,買了份報紙,找錢的時候,她問老闆："不好意思,你猜我幾歲？"
老闆說:"32"
她好高興:"47啦!"
接著,她去賣當勞問櫃檯的小姐同樣的問題..
小姐說:"我猜29!"
她好高興:"不是,47啦!"

興高采烈,她去街角的統一超商,買包口香糖.忍不住,又問那裡的櫃檯小姐.
小姐說:"嗯,我猜30"
她好得意:"47,謝謝!"
等公車的時候,她又問旁邊的老頭.
老頭說：我七十八歲了,眼睛不好,看不出來.不過,年輕的時候,有種方法,可以確定,如果妳讓我把手伸進妳的乳罩,我絕對可以知道妳的年紀！
半晌無聲,空曠的大街上,她終於忍不住好奇："好吧!你試試看."
老頭把手,伸入她的襯衫,又伸進她的乳罩,
開始緩慢而仔細地摸索.
幾分鐘以後,她說:"好了!你猜我幾歲?"
他又捏了最後一下,把手拿出來.　
說："女士,妳47歲.."
美女大吃一驚,訝異的問:"好厲害!你怎麼知道?"
"保證不生氣?"
"不生氣!"
"在麥當勞,我排妳後面."

Malaysian vs Singaporean

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and hence started a casual conversation.

Malaysian: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian: We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian: Do you eat the jam with the bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian *chuckling*: We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.

This time, the Singaporean retorted: Do you have sex in Malaysia?
Malaysian: Why, of course we do!
Singaporean: Do you wear protection?
Malaysian: Of course! We wear condoms.
Malaysian: Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.
Singaporean: We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia.. That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.

Plan for Future

It's year 2008, for the very begining of the year, teacher asks children, "what do u wish to do in future?"

Ahmed: I want to be a pilot.
James: I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Asif: I want to help Deepa.
Teacher: ...