A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him and hence started a casual conversation.
Malaysian: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian: We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: Do you eat the jam with the bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian *chuckling*: We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.
This time, the Singaporean retorted: Do you have sex in Malaysia?
Malaysian: Why, of course we do!
Singaporean: Do you wear protection?
Malaysian: Of course! We wear condoms.
Malaysian: Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.
Singaporean: We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia.. That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.
Malaysian: You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian: We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore.
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian: Do you eat the jam with the bread?
Singaporean: Of course.
Malaysian *chuckling*: We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore.
This time, the Singaporean retorted: Do you have sex in Malaysia?Malaysian: Why, of course we do!
Singaporean: Do you wear protection?
Malaysian: Of course! We wear condoms.
Malaysian: Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.
Singaporean: We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them across to Malaysia.. That's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore.
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