Guarantee in China

A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'

The Truth behind..

Let's see what we got in Ah Beng's new house!

Cool! He got himself and his new house a plasma TV!

We were shocked.

We were shocked again when we incidentally entered one of the rooms of his new house.That's the truth behind the plasma TV of our dearest Ah Beng!

A little Old Lady

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office because customer is always right! The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."

"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?" "Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!" The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00a.m. as a witness?" "Sure!" replied the confident president.

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.

The president did. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00a.m. today, I'd have the Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

Two Ghosts' Conversation

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.

1st ghost: How u died?

2nd ghost: I died of cold.

1st ghost: How does it feel when you're dying in cold?

2nd ghost: Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.

1st ghost: You're so pityful....

2nd ghost: How about you? How did u die?

1st ghost: I died from heart attack

2nd ghost: I see, why did u have a heart attack?

1st ghost: Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running, I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost: Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

Birthday Gift Surprise

Gift from my dear. Nice wrapper and card :)

2 in 1 gift (I very like the design of the box, the bottom part can be slided out)

Belt with two different unique design of head.

Style, Quality and Excellent from Andre Michelle @ Laboratory.

Wallet edition with 10 card holder and anti-coin (I guess so). I think she want me to have more card :) and don't let me keep coin, she insisted want paper money. lol o.O

Who's cheating?

A man and a woman were asleep like two babies.
Suddenly, at 2am, a resounding noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man: “Shit! That's must be my husband!”

So, the guy quickly gets out of bed, scared and naked. He jumps out the window like a crazy man, smashes himself on the ground, runs through a thorn bush, then he stands up and starts to run fast to his car.

Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman: “I’m your husband, you slut!!!”

The woman answers: “Oh, yeah?!! Why were you running?!! You ass hole!”

Transformer from Malaysia

Introduce to you all, the transformers from Proton & Perodua, cheers!

Proton - Perdana Autobot

Proton - Waja Autobot












Proton - Savvy Autobot












Proton - Juara Autobot

Perodua - Myvi Autobot












Perodua - Kancil Autobot

Bee Sting Cure (No Joke)

Got this from a forward mail, just thought of no harm for trying out this home remedy for a bee sting by using 1 cent coin, so decided to share with you guys.

This is from Singapore, just don't know how true is it for the bee sting cure by using 1 cent coin but just keeping 1 cent coin in our pocket doesn't effect us much right?

"A couple of weeks ago, I was unfortunate to get stung by both a bee and hornet while working in the garden. My arm swelled so off to the doctor I went. The clinic gave me cream and an antihistamine.

The next day the swelling got progressively worse, so I went to my regular doctor I went, infected arm needed an antibiotic. The interesting thing is what the doctor told me that, next time you get stung put a 1 cent coin on the bite for 15 minutes.

That night my niece got stung by two bees. I looked at the bite and it had already started to swell. So, I went to get my money and taped a 1 cent coin to her arm for 15 minutes. The next morning, there was no sign of a bite. We were very surprised but figured perhaps she just wasn't allergic to the sting.

Then guess what? I got stung again by a hornet twice on my left hand another day. I was distressed thinking I would have to go to the doctor for yet more antibiotics. I promptly went into the house, got my money out and taped two 1 cent coins to my bites, then sat and sulked for 15 minutes. The coins took the string out of the bite immediately. I still wasn't sure what was going on. I could only see a micro spot where I had been stung, no redness, no swelling. I would never have believed it. But it definitely worked! So, remember this little bit of wisdom, keep a stock of 1 cent coins on hand at school or at home!"

End of the story. Yet, I wonder are our Malaysia's 1 cent work as Singapore's 1 cent as told in the story? So, what's you guys think?

Advertlets.com

Recently, I joined Advertlets.com, well, it seems like I'm the last person on the planet to join Advertlets.com as to earn some Ringgit Malaysia from my little blog.

Anywhere, for those who just come out of the cave just like me, Advertlets.com is an Asian blog or weblog advertising network that offers the remarkably sensible proposition of targeted, unintrusive advertising that benefits the online advertising and blogger community, as well as their readers.

For anyone of you just like me (bloggers), we get better advertising that is relevant to their readers, and advertisers make their advertising dollars and their message count. In short, Advertlets.com is a place where bloggers can make some Ringgit Malaysia for themselves.

Most importantly, Advertlets.com is a Malaysian Blog Advertising Network. In another words, we are Malaysian and our visitors are all Malaysian, isn’t it's the time that we show local advertisements? That is more relevant and at the same time we satisfying each in one way or another.

Advertisers make their message count. Bloggers make more money doing what they love. It all makes sense at Advertlets.com - Asia’s Better Blog Advertising Network.

So, start joining now like me and start earning some Ringgit Malaysia as your pocket money!

Joke of the Day - Soup

Joke again, why I keep posting jokes here, because our life is too short to be considered too seriously, so let's have some laughter medicine at my site!

In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP". When he returned, he found another message on napkin: "ME, TOO".

Dead dog of Susie

Susie's mom and dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

"You know?" Mom said.
"It's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Susie, still crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

Night classes of Ah Beng

Ah Beng went to take night courses with the reasoning in future can get promotion or better job.

During work, Ah Beng likes to show off to Ah Seng about his knowledge.
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah.. I've been taking night courses for 3 months already, next week is the exam.
Ah Seng: Oh.. Good luck ah..

Then Ah Beng started show off..
Ah Beng: Ok, I test you, who is Graham Bell?
Ah Seng: Don't know..
Ah Beng: He is the inventor of phone la.. in 1876.. See.. If youtake night courses, you would know this!
AhSeng: ..... *speechless*

The next day, Ah Beng shows off again..
Ah Beng: Ah Seng ah.. let me ask you,who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
Ah Seng: Wash your toilet one ah?
Ah Beng: No! He's the authorof "Confessions", nah nah nah.. toldyou already, if youtake night courses, you would know this!
AhSeng: .....*speechless + frustrated*

The next day, once again...
Ah Beng: Do you know who is AlexanderDumas?
Ah Seng: Your gay partner?
Ah Beng: Choiii!!! If you don't know don't simply answer la. He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this too!
AhSeng: .....*speechless+ frustrated + irritated*

This time Ah Seng cannot tahan (stand) anymore and ask Ah Beng...
Ah Seng: Eh.. Do you know who is Ah Kaw?
Ah Beng: Errrr.. No!
Ah Seng: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this!!
Ah Beng: .....*fainted*

A Joke about Malaysian

There once was a very good old barber in New York.



One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.



A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop; there is a thank you card and
a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also does to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Malaysian software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess that he finds there... Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Malaysian......
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Have you got the answer?
A dozen Malaysian are waiting for a free haircut!
That's Malaysian lol and we are Malaysian!

Broken English IQ of Ah Beng

Ah Beng: English words got 26 alphabet. ET go away. Left 21 alphabet only.
Why why why?
..*Silent and No answer*..
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Ah Beng: So easy la. ET go away with UFO ma. Wahahahahaha...



Teacher: You really "Ah Beng" la.
Ah Beng: (-_-#)""